Tags: Posted: 8 months ago
Tags: Posted: 8 months ago
"Mr. Obama said he felt a sense of kinship with Jay-Z because, he said, “we both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are."
— More importantly, there are 100 people who paid $40,000 a head for this? The mind, it boggles.
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Black Sheep — Metric
try rolling down U Street at 5:45 a.m. while listening to this as loud as you can
Melis is the fucking best.
A GUY MAKES ENCHANTED INFINITE MURDER JEWELS IN THE SILMARILLION SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR “SPECIAL RINGS” SAURON THAT SHIT IS WEEEAK
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 18, 2012
This tweet is my everything.
Fun fact: I once participated in an online Silmarillion study group because I was a neeeeerd but also looking back it was super fun and everyone should read that book because you don’t have to be a good writer (sorry Tolkien) to write awesome creation mythology (See: The Bible).
"In August 2012, Jerry Jacks, who had recently returned to Port Charles, contaminates the town’s water supply with the intent of extracting an $88 million ransom in order to provide himself with a cure to his own radiation sickness. However, he innoculates Alexis Davis and Josslyn Jacks against the pathogen, and provides mobster Joe Scully, Jr. with a dose of the antiserum, in exchange for Scully’s assistance with his nefarious plans. Scully, however, opts to use the antiserum on Tracy Quartermaine, who he has a burgeoning attraction to. Tracy, clueless as to why she is seemingly immune to the effects of the pathogen, decides to undergo tests in order to see if her blood could be used to create a second antiserum. Dr. Patrick Drake is able to synthesize a single dose of the antiserum, which Tracy wants to give to Edward, stealing it from Monica’s office. A frail Edward, wise to Tracy’s plans, refuses to take the antiserum, and instead requests that she give it to Emma Drake. A tearful Patrick gets Emma to drink it, as Edward looks on and smiles."
— The last, magnificent, graf of Edward Quartermaine’s Wiki. RIP John Ingle
| Aminatou: | should i watch? |
|---|---|
| me: | honestly no |
| unless you have a burning desire to do so | |
| it's not a good show | |
| it's actually a really really bad show | |
| the only good things about Dawson's -- 1) Pacey and Joey and 2) baby Michelle Williams, who got slutshamed until she died |
"As many readers have pointed out, I am completely unqualified to diagnose medical conditions though that doesn’t stop me from doing it."
— I unapologetically love Prudie, but I especially love it when she throws shade.
